Dear Ben (Ogden) To the tune of Dear God - XTC

Dear Ben, hope you get the PM and
I wish you’d can make a better site here
I don't mean your usual reduction in the amount of care
But all sock puppets that blog in your site
See them beating off on their chin
'Cause we don't get any admin from Ben
I can't believe in you

Dear Ben, I don’t mean to perturb you but
I feel that I should belt in your ear and god-damn!
We all need a big reduction in amount of spam
But all the people that blog in your site
I see them leaving here en masse
‘Cause you won’t pull your finger out your ass, dear Ben
I can't believe in you

Did you make Brnd2befree and the Wirelessguru?
Did you make atl-right after they made you?
And now your site is screwed!

Dear Ben I know you don’t care but
Your name is on a lot of promises on this site
And crazy racists wrote it, it doesn’t make you look bright
And all the people that made their work here
Still believing that your shit is true
Well I know it ain't - so do you
Dear Ben
I can't believe in
I don't believe

I won't believe in aliens or Alt-right
No cats, no memes, no deserving smite
No female blogggers, no Teens as well
You’ve this place go to hell
The spam you bring, the site is drown
Those lost passwords never found
And it's the same the blog 'round
The butt-hurt I see helps to astound
Big happy family, and bullshit one love
Is just somebody's fist in a glove
And if you're real you'll hopefully die
Because everything you say is a lie
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Dear Ben

 

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Comments (5)

  1. notathoughtgiven

    How true indeed. One thing cannot believe is Ben. At least not until he owns up to what happen.

    September 15, 2017
    1. scarletts_letters

      I wonder if he’s even real I’ve only ever seen that pic on his avi. It’s the same on Twitface and stinkr – maybe he hasn’t changed in all these years!

      September 16, 2017
      1. notathoughtgiven

        I think he is real. Take a look at this link
        http://www.pr.com/press-release/173528

        Then there is also
        http://www.nonprofitfacts.com/FL/Thoughts-Foundation-Inc.html

        So at least on paper he exists. Reading that press release and what we have now, how the might have fallen indeed.

        September 16, 2017
        1. scarletts_letters

          I did a google image search on his face, brrr some things I wish I’d never seen, he’s actually got a really generic face without that caterpillar on it.

          September 17, 2017
          1. Nightbane

            can we say prozac swilling media fuckwit?

            September 19, 2017