Films that almost didn’t ever like get made and you know - Terminator 35 Gynaecologist day

Interior LA Gym

Zeig-cough-Smaller government

An Austrian body builder who you voted in as a governor.
I can not do dis. I am old, please don’t make me do that one joke again.

Souless Hollywood producer
Money! Sluts! Sluts & Money! Fame! I’m going to live forever!

Actor who you trusted to run the 13th biggest economy in the world
You talk American more worse than me are. I tell you I cannot do this I have made the world suffer enough.



Souless Hollywood producer
More money! More sluts!  Younger sluts & More money! And Cocaine! But wait there’s more! You get access to steroids and 12,000,000 of Nichole Arbour’s hacked naughty sxts!

Trusted actor/governor Ayrian
Since you puddit that way…



Exterior Quaint English Countryside

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! Khaleesi! Khaleesi!

Emilia Clarke
What the fuck?

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! Khaleesi! Khaleesi! I have a job for you!

Emilia Clarke
My name is Emilia, and what the hell am I doing here I live in New York now!

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! Khaleesi I have a job for you, its the biggest job of your career! We are making a new Terminator movie that explains the previous Terminator films!

Emilia Clarke
My name is Emilia you idiot! Khaleesi is a character in a series I play that is way more popular and better than your shit robot movies.

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! You’ll be co-staring in a movie with Govenor Shwartz-shlog-sshum-something! Its Hollywood!

Emilia Clarke
Fuck! It's Emilia! Is he still alive? No way! He must be 300 years old! Those movies are older than the bible!

Souless Hollywood producer
Yes but at least there is some reality in the terminator Khaleesi!

Emilia Clarke
True as fuck. Thanks but no, I’m not getting my tits out ever again, especially not for an ancient man who idiots in California voted to represent them, I do have some morals.

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! Money! Facebook freinds! More money! A Channel ad directed by Baz Leering-grossman!

Emilia Clarke
Tits only right, no minge?

Like anyone is looking at the fucking dragons

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! This is America women don’t have minges only bullet holes!

Emilia Clarke
Thank fuck there is an ocean between you and the civilised world.

Souless Hollywood producer
Khaleesi! That’s a yes?

Emilia Clarke
Where do I suck - I mean sign?

It's not endorsement its merch! That's not selling out right? 

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Comments (13)

  1. Neighsayer

    no minge!

    uh . . . sorry. I ain’t mad at that.

    November 18, 2015
    1. scarletts_letters

      I think she’s hot, though I prefer her without the wig, even though there is no carpet the mismatching rug is disturbing.

      November 18, 2015
      1. scarletts_letters

        Drapes! Fml.

        November 18, 2015
        1. Neighsayer

          I knew wutcha ment . . .

          November 18, 2015
          1. scarletts_letters

            I wasn’t sure if the saying is transborderal <- I love stabbing English in the eye

            November 18, 2015
  2. Bloodlust-Prince

    I read all Arnold’s bits in his voice… I’m dying…

    November 18, 2015
    1. scarletts_letters

      I think the cartoon boobs scared the Americans away

      November 18, 2015
      1. Bloodlust-Prince

        They always do. Blood is fine, violence is fine. But boobs, especially cartoon ones are the devil! Meanwhile I appreciate most of the boobies I see, lol.

        November 19, 2015
        1. scarletts_letters

          I wonder if boobs will bring down the west in the end? Maybe its the way to win the war on terror!

          November 19, 2015
          1. Bloodlust-Prince

            That’s it! In order to create world peace, we need more boobs!

            November 20, 2015
            1. scarletts_letters

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE2uZoSsjXU

              November 21, 2015
  3. renette

    😁😊😁😁😌😖😡😩😜i

    November 20, 2015
    1. scarletts_letters

      I hope thats a good thing?

      November 21, 2015