Ten things I learned on thoughts this week.

Ok it’s Tuesday, but as we all know time is relative, slowed in the presence of gravity, not a constant and I am wasting mine. Without further Adieuxs -

10. By dividing the frequency of, time, views and quality of posts by active users - all twelve of us I have determined that people seem to care deeply in sets of twelve, in fact there is no science to this so that’s why there where (not really) twelve disciples - but try telling that to the rest of the trailer park.

9. The worth reading index (WRI) fell considerably as the American election draws close, and was a lot less exciting than the first episode of the new series of The Walking Dead. Yay they finally killed Glenn, personally I think Trump had a lot to do with that, he hates minorities.

8. I usually skip this, so I don’t have to think of ten things, I prefer numbers that are the square of odd numerals.

7. Trump’s popularity with the double digit IQ blogger is unchanged and equally as interesting, the copy paste crowd have been working very hard to fill every feed with content that will make you appreciate youtube ads.

6. Hillary is a liar, fuck me what a revelation - a political who lies.

5. Everyone who wanted Julian Assange to be tried and shot for treason is now circle jerking to his every word.

4. Even though the great wall of china didn’t keep the mongols out, Hadrian’s wall didn’t keep the Scots out, the frontier walls of the roman empire failed to halt the fall of Rome and the Berlin wall didn’t keep the commies in every senile white person in America thinks it’s going to keep white walkers out of Westeros.

3. Memes speak louder than words, regardless of how bullshit they are. Still.

2. 75% of click traffic to Fox, Breitbart and Wikileaks comes from thoughts, because you know, a link is gospel.

1. There was no apocalypse this week either, despite the best efforts of the blood moons, mayan calendar, Killery, Ronald McTrump or Obamacare. I for one could do with a second coming but my hand gets tired.

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Comments (41)

  1. dreamshadow59

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe…..I LOVE you…..Keep it up!!!

    November 01, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      The feeling is mutual

      November 04, 2016
  2. notathoughtgiven

    10. Applies to me when it comes to donuts
    9. WRI could fall any lower?
    8. Your so odd, I should get even with you.
    7. That is pretty low indeed if I am appreciating YouTube ads.
    6. If you want, then I could do that.
    5. No surprise there. Just another person playing the crowd from their balcony.
    4. Where is a dragon and some sand when you need it?
    3. I thoughts it was my farts that did that
    2. Say Hallelujah Sister
    1. ROTFL

    November 01, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      Haha, hey you should totally do one of these. Yeah nothing as bad as youtube ads!

      November 04, 2016
  3. Somnium

    I’ll stick with number 8

    November 02, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      Its a crowd pleaser that one

      November 04, 2016
  4. mrmacq

    5. Everyone who wanted Julian Assange to be tried and shot for treason is now circle jerking to his every word.
    .
    A fuckingmazing aint it?
    though not unexpected

    .
    odd though how he isnt a yank and therefore no treason
    …shoot him anyways

    November 02, 2016
    1. mrmacq

      one would think his "canuck? accent might have given it away
      .
      they are fucking hilarious

      November 02, 2016
    2. scarletts_letters

      Yeah lets not bring the fact that he’s in another country to start with into this either. The hilarious thing is they don’t read the emails anyway, a lot like their bible.

      November 04, 2016
    3. Neighsayer

      and I want to shoot him! All this talk about Russia – most of the shit talking I saw on Twitter about Hillary, the Dems, Podesta came from Wikileaks and Greenwald, not any Russian spam account. They all made some fucking deal with the Devil or Putin. I am so pissed at them.

      December 22, 2016
      1. scarletts_letters

        Let it go, they are going to be sorry very soon when it dawns on them they’ve been bent over without lube.

        December 24, 2016
  5. sharnsgarden

    loved this and love your Aussie humour. Spell check can’t spell humour.

    November 02, 2016
    1. mrmacq

      https://www.spellcheckanywhere.com/languages/uk-english-spell-check/
      .
      saves ya having to put the capital “U” in humoUr
      .
      hey…humoUr us

      November 02, 2016
      1. sharnsgarden

        thoughts spell check underlines all such words that have a redundant U in them, most older Aussies get a laugh out of American spelling. I learned to spell in the 1950’s and old habits die hard but thank you for the link, I will use it.

        November 02, 2016
        1. mrmacq

          but but but
          theres nothing redundant about a U
          yanks are just plain lazy
          .
          heres what i heard
          theyre planning on calling their lands the good ole s of a
          .
          S of A sounds a mite sexual ifin you ask moi

          November 02, 2016
          1. sharnsgarden

            hahahaha love it, someone once told me (I can’t remember who) that the yanks did it after the Boston Tea Party to get up the noses of the English, they were no longer a colony but their own people – sort of childish – not sure if it’s true

            November 02, 2016
            1. mrmacq

              like yanks actually drink tea?

              November 02, 2016
        2. mrmacq

          coloUr me confused but i figure if they want a new language they should make up their own
          not take ours and then bitch when we spell correctly

          November 02, 2016
          1. sharnsgarden

            English language is such an interesting polyglot of so many languages, can be confusing for non English speakers, but when your brought up with it it’s really simple, I don’t understand when people who speak only English can’t get it right. Sigh.

            November 02, 2016
            1. mrmacq

              not to worry as the yanks only speak americanese
              just ask them
              “i speak ’murican”

              November 02, 2016
        3. mrmacq

          okay i have to take this one step further (simply ’cause i can)
          i had asked of a few why theyre so afraid of the letter U
          the reply i got was “me,me,me”
          appears theyre not interested in any yous

          November 02, 2016
          1. sharnsgarden

            I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed the interaction from people when you put in a throw away line, and the whole blog goes in a different direction. Thank you.

            November 02, 2016
            1. mrmacq

              no probs
              glad to amuse

              November 02, 2016
            2. mrmacq

              whoa
              the brain just started working overtime
              there will be a yank that peruses this thread and decides “us” (the yous out here) really hate america
              …perhaps we are on to something?
              is that why they hate the letter “U”?
              theres them glorious yanks
              and then theres us “yous”
              .
              could it be that simple?
              are they that simple?

              November 02, 2016
            3. mrmacq

              perhaps this ties in with that tea in boston bay thingy?

              November 02, 2016
            4. mrmacq

              damn but those are mighty good pills
              so one more, bear with me
              some offspring kick over the coals, break dishes and punch holes in walls demanding they have the right to get their own place
              others simply say to dad
              “i’d like to get my own apartment dad”

              November 02, 2016
          2. Nightbane

            pssst, MacQ… it’s youse.

            November 18, 2016
            1. mrmacq

              yes you are right
              i’m just no good with hac’cents

              November 18, 2016
          3. Nightbane

            No worries, mate, we can handle them.

            November 19, 2016
    2. scarletts_letters

      I had to install and English (British) pack on Firefox then an Aussie dictionary it was putting z in everything that annoys me too!

      November 04, 2016
  6. belladora

    Now, this is entertaining. I am quite sure we do have “some” right wing nuts, as well as extreme liberals but leave me in the middle. Dare I say, Obama did a good job with the mess he inherited. Proud of him and his family. You do have to be a bit off your rocker to want to be President or extremely confident you can make a difference. I leave it to history.

    November 02, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      I loathe liberals, but they are generally more sane, and they react less to things like this so I pick on the conservatives more, plus they are basically stupid – at least here. I read a few articles about the decent job Obama has done in the time he was prez.

      November 04, 2016
  7. Bloodlust-Prince

    Gawd, I really need to start posting again; but it seems like I haven’t missed much.

    November 02, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      Come then, get to it!

      November 04, 2016
      1. Bloodlust-Prince

        I just have!

        November 04, 2016
  8. honestycounts

    Love some of the stuff you post.Creative… and sometimes it’s just good to give everyone someone new to bitch about.

    December 19, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      Thank you, I think if I give people something to hate they won’t rape baby pandas which is the leading cause of global boring.

      December 20, 2016
      1. honestycounts

        I read that in Ladies Home Journal

        December 20, 2016
        1. scarletts_letters

          December 21, 2016
  9. kafkaphony

    The first post to make me laugh since going through quite a few all ready. My hat’s off to you. Keep it up.

    January 02, 2017
    1. scarletts_letters

      It’s a pleasure, I do these infrequently so keep a look out, mostly I just shit people for lols

      January 17, 2017