Pt 1 Fuck you Ben
Let’s get this out of the way early right? Ben is an arsehole - which is Aussie for Asshole. Why? To me he typifies what’s wrong with people, he presents a glossy image of himself as the benevolent philanthropist but the guy is a narcissist who - like the rest of the planet doesn’t give a shit about you. The thing he created at thinkr is crap, a wordpress shell with a free theme over the top of it, he didn’t even bother to change any of the pics or colours, gosh we are so lucky!
Said me never.
So 1 years subscription, 1 year of domain registration - should top out at 10 - no lets be generous $30 - maybe he took the premium plan!
So all your blogs - all your friend’s blogs - all the people that you loved but who died - they are all getting trashed this week - but Ben and his team - Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters worked tirelessly by googling “How to write now without sounding like a cunt” and came up with that thing he wrote.
There are a bunch of people here who I will miss and who’s blogs I’ll never see again, but that’s ok, if I really want the love of a community I’ll go hang out with the far right and the others who’ve kissed Ben’s goateed arse every time he turned up and told you he loves you right?
Pt 2 Loved you long time.
I learned how to blog here, I had fun - mostly with my left hand in my pants as I typed - girls can do that - it’s called masturbating white typing. Did I type that? Fuck yes I did. Because I learned from the best. You people. This would have been my 5th year at thoughs - and that’s more than twice the longest I kept a boyfriend for - you should all probably get a purple heart for that.
I’ll miss the ones who don’t blog here anymore, as well as a few who do, and I’m disappointed that Ben took years to get his head out of his arse and do something with thoughts while it was a vibrant community not the Troll infested spam collector it is now. Actually - what did he do - nothing you couldn’t do for the cost of a couple of Pizzas, which is ultimately the point.
I have a blog on Wordpress, I recently deleted mine off Blogster because it’s the same as blogging here and I don’t see Stinkr being any different. So if you want to contact me - you already have my email addy. I might be easy but I’m not cheap enough to slum it there.
For everyone on my buddy list, it was a pleasure and an honour to be here with you, I’d like to thank each and every one of you for adding something to my experience here. If you are on that list - I used to trim it every six months and it says a lot about how cool you are that you made it through. If you’re not you’re name probably starts with a D and you are a sad wanker. Sorry.